Hey hey! Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Mischa: I love you AND I have possible cover snark submission.
Sarah: Aw, c’mon. Move the tall frothy drink an inch to the right. You know you wanted to.
Elyse: Loving the suit jacket no shirt look.
Carrie: No shirt no shoes no service, dude.
Amanda: The jacket also looks velour, which is a STATEMENT.
Sarah: Was this hero inspired by this famous picture of Freddie Mercury and David Bowie?
Elyse: I want hidden boners on all my historical covers now. Like the picture search in Highlights magazine.
Amanda: There are 7 boners in this cover. Can you spot them all?
Sarah: I just imagine the artist carefully shading the dude’s crotch.
“Is that big enough? Nah, let’s add a biiiiit more shadow.”
Amanda: We want it to really POP!
Claudia: Me: Oh this is fine, I don’t see anyth… Whoa!
Maya: I used to do ballet and there was this guy who used a padded dancer’s belt. My friend’s mom would call him rhino nuts. We were like 10.
Carrie: Claudia SAME! “But I LIKE this cover,” I thought to myself and then I saw what I can never unsee.
Sneezy: Huh. You know, I never gave boners in pants much thought.
Amanda: It’s very reminiscent to the “gray sweatpant” so I get why there’d be a bulge.
Sarah: Ma’am, I’m so sorry, but you have some White dudebro in your hair? Do you need a hand with that?
Carrie: Murder Hair! (N.F.W)
Shana: I’m not sure who has it worse, the woman who was just minding her business, when a Viking grew out of her head…or the dude whose neck must be extremely ticklish right now.
Wait, it’s definitely her.
Carrie: No one wants a White Boy Head Tumor.
Shana: As a person who is very ticklish, this cover makes me break out in hives.
From Gloriamarie: I suggest it because of the way I completely misread the title and was rather shocked…
Carrie: If Murder Hair met Floofy Hair (Royally Fricked) then the two heads of hair would achieve sentience, mate, and unleash an army of murderous hairballs.
Clogging pipes across the land
Kiki: Royally Tickled
Amanda: Okay there’s Fricked and Tickled and my brain went straight to Fucked.