Hey hey! Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Mischa: I love you AND I have possible cover snark submission.
Sarah: Aw, c’mon. Move the tall frothy drink an inch to the right. You know you wanted to.
Elyse: Loving the suit jacket no shirt look.
Carrie: No shirt no shoes no service, dude.
Amanda: The jacket also looks velour, which is a STATEMENT.
From Carole!
Sarah: Was this hero inspired by this famous picture of Freddie Mercury and David Bowie?
Elyse: I want hidden boners on all my historical covers now. Like the picture search in Highlights magazine.
Amanda: There are 7 boners in this cover. Can you spot them all?
Sarah: I just imagine the artist carefully shading the dude’s crotch.
“Is that big enough? Nah, let’s add a biiiiit more shadow.”
Amanda: We want it to really POP!
Claudia: Me: Oh this is fine, I don’t see anyth… Whoa!
Maya: I used to do ballet and there was this guy who used a padded dancer’s belt. My friend’s mom would call him rhino nuts. We were like 10.
Carrie: Claudia SAME! “But I LIKE this cover,” I thought to myself and then I saw what I can never unsee.
Sneezy: Huh. You know, I never gave boners in pants much thought.
Amanda: It’s very reminiscent to the “gray sweatpant” so I get why there’d be a bulge.
Sarah: Ma’am, I’m so sorry, but you have some White dudebro in your hair? Do you need a hand with that?
Carrie: Murder Hair! (N.F.W)
Shana: I’m not sure who has it worse, the woman who was just minding her business, when a Viking grew out of her head…or the dude whose neck must be extremely ticklish right now.
Wait, it’s definitely her.
Carrie: No one wants a White Boy Head Tumor.
Shana: As a person who is very ticklish, this cover makes me break out in hives.
From Gloriamarie: I suggest it because of the way I completely misread the title and was rather shocked…
Carrie: If Murder Hair met Floofy Hair (Royally Fricked) then the two heads of hair would achieve sentience, mate, and unleash an army of murderous hairballs.
Clogging pipes across the land
Wreaking havoc
Haricopalypse
Kiki: Royally Tickled
Amanda: Okay there’s Fricked and Tickled and my brain went straight to Fucked.
